today i took my ipod out for a walk, only the temperature was a whopping 9 degrees. the cord for my headphones got all stiff and temperamental and i couldn't turn the volume up or down while wearing mittens. apparently the touchpad only works for warm-blooded human beings.
i guess we can safely conclude that aliens have no business taking over our planet simply to gain control of our ipod technology. plus they probably can't even get the itunes software in space.
