the things i learned today.

because we learn new things everyday. . .or so they say.
today i learned that even i can be in a good mood.
i learned that i don't hate ranch dressing as much as i thought.
i learned that i have an hourglass figure.
you know, like "i'm all curves."

i learned that men are gross, at all ages, and women rarely hesitate to defend their behavior.
i learned that i can walk fast, bike faster, and wake up early.
i learned that i can cook, and i can eat, but i don't expect it to taste any good.
i learned that i can be nice, just randomly.
as long as there is something in it for me.

i know. i'm not as smart as i look.
but i am just enough of a jackass that it doesn't matter.